Hey! You made it. So… Now what?

Well, bad news first: I’m told that, as of this writing, the laws of physics and physiology still prevent me from allowing you direct access inside my brain. But…

My Brain Regions

The good news is that a personal website and blog can provide you with 97.6% of that experience  (without so much as a drop of cerebrospinal fluid getting on your shirt!) So, really, it’s a win-win. Anyway…

I hope you’ll join me here every Tuesday and Friday, as I explore my two greatest obsessions: the writing process and Rob Reiner’s classic 1992 film, A Few Good Men. It’s going to be fun. Promise.

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